About thirty seconds ago, I got a call from a woman who will forever in my mind be named Dumbest Parent Alive.

"My daughter has had a fever for about four days, it's 104.9..."

*OMGWTFBBQ get her to the hospital, do it now, don't even stop to put on your shoes* "Ma'am, I'd suggest taking her to the emergency room ( Read more... )

Being religious does not mean you are a good person. It just means you are a religious person ( Read more... )

OMFG.

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Hello, my name is Diaz and I'm a rage-holic. (Don't mind the asshats, they crop up everywhere ( Read more... )

I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. I mean, it was more of a dark fear bearing on the whims of society, the kind you don't actually talk about because it seems utterly absurd, but you're still pretty sure it could happen. Maybe in your own lifetime, maybe not, but it's creepily plausible, y'know ( Read more... )

OMFG, there are a couple of youngish men, probably mid-20s, doing a double striptease outside my office window. They don't seem to know I'm in here, though the lights are on and I have the radio going ( Read more... )

Right... I just woke up. Dozed off in my chair with the radio playing 80s hits softly behind me and the fluorescent lights flickering in a hypnotic kinda way.

( I had a half-dream-thing... )

( Every sick, fickle fucker )